Decided to watch The Batman (2022) and this movie was made by a bunch of ResetEra chumps. So much is wrong with this bloated mess. The best part about this 3 hours slog fest I thought was going to be the Riddler, but he turned out to be a screeching libtard in the end. Batman gets tricked, then is about to get killed by a pawn, then saved by Catcunt. The entire city floods because this guy Batman has the IQ of a pigeon, he clasps the hand of one little boy in the flood and they call it a movie. What a fucking retarded movie this is…
At one point, Catcunt says “These wealthy white privileged [….] something something” and that was all I needed to know I wasted my time. Honestly this is in the top 25 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t expecting that at all. All that money poured into a massive budget for this soy boy platter of fuckery, smh
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I didn't care for it either.. the whole chase with the Penguin for example... he catches him after all that drama and the next scene he is out again.. like what was all that for?Tubba Blubba wrote: Sat Jan 31, 2026 1:02 amDecided to watch The Batman (2022) and this movie was made by a bunch of ResetEra chumps. So much is wrong with this bloated mess. The best part about this 3 hours slog fest I thought was going to be the Riddler, but he turned out to be a screeching libtard in the end. Batman gets tricked, then is about to get killed by a pawn, then saved by Catcunt. The entire city floods because this guy Batman has the IQ of a pigeon, he clasps the hand of one little boy in the flood and they call it a movie. What a fucking retarded movie this is…
At one point, Catcunt says “These wealthy white privileged [….] something something” and that was all I needed to know I wasted my time. Honestly this is in the top 25 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t expecting that at all. All that money poured into a massive budget for this soy boy platter of fuckery, smh
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The film is filled with so many blunders that it’s probably impossible to list all of them in one night, given that The Batman is over 3 hours. I thought that the Riddler was going to be a bonafide mastermind by the end of the movie, and that the last third of the movie was going to be worth all the time invested. Nope, not even a little bit. The Riddler caused massive damage but his character was reduced to a few radical left / woke ideologic rants obviously written by a bunch of woketards who had no business writing for any Batman project. The Riddler’s acting in the last third of the movie was pretty damn cringe and overall very poor. The Penguin was misused. The entire plot was horrible. The movie sloppily strings the audience along for essentially nothing. I have never in my life seen such a train wreck of a movie. At least bad movies typically end in 1.5 to 2 hours. This was the longest 3 hours I have ever spent watching a movieMetalAlien wrote: Sat Jan 31, 2026 1:26 amI didn't care for it either.. the whole chase with the Penguin for example... he catches him after all that drama and the next scene he is out again.. like what was all that for?Tubba Blubba wrote: Sat Jan 31, 2026 1:02 amDecided to watch The Batman (2022) and this movie was made by a bunch of ResetEra chumps. So much is wrong with this bloated mess. The best part about this 3 hours slog fest I thought was going to be the Riddler, but he turned out to be a screeching libtard in the end. Batman gets tricked, then is about to get killed by a pawn, then saved by Catcunt. The entire city floods because this guy Batman has the IQ of a pigeon, he clasps the hand of one little boy in the flood and they call it a movie. What a fucking retarded movie this is…
At one point, Catcunt says “These wealthy white privileged [….] something something” and that was all I needed to know I wasted my time. Honestly this is in the top 25 worst movies I’ve ever seen. Wasn’t expecting that at all. All that money poured into a massive budget for this soy boy platter of fuckery, smh
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A masterclass in what not to do in a superhero movie. First fight scene: an asian dude about to get obliterated by about a dozen thugs. Batman walks in, destroys all of them except for the one in that gang that had a change of heart and didn’t want to harm anyone. So Batman wrecks like 11 thugs. The victim gets to watch all these thugs get dropped one by one for about a minute and a half and then says to Batman, “Please! Don’t hurt me!” Like dude, he obviously just saved your life by fucking up an entire gang right in front of you… I must digress. I’d be here for days if I were to point out every inconsistency and questionable scene
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Watching 1963 movies. Kind of a weak year. Discovered very few hidden gems.